Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
But DC already had a Middle Eastern anti-hero for years now in the form of Black Adam. Just saying. If you want a modern Muslim hero, Green Lantern Simon Baz appeared months before Kamala appeared. Problem is, DC didn't made a major TV announcement about it.
Clearly the OG poster doesn't read enough DC. But hey, I gotta give Marvel the credit for having the first comic book gay marriage.
I screamed and flailed when I saw these. More to come. Apparently a few of these made it onto the cosplay and Mass Effect subreddits as well. Check them out here:
Feel free to check out my cosplay page if you feel so inclined :)
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Elektra vs. Ronin.
[from The New Avengers (2005) #27]
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.” - Joker
The Dark Knight
Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?
i would love to see this Spider-Man
Photographs of writers at work.
Note how many standing desks! See also a great book on the subject, The Writer’s Desk.
Filed under: work spaces
I N T E R S T E L L A R [ LISTEN ]songs that make your head spin, moon walking, star gazing songs. i could lie down on the floor and close my eyes and jupiter could be so close. please don’t go, i love you so.
<a href=”http://www.kqzyfj.com/click-7564109-11687170>Captain Jack’s Original Hypervodka</a>
<a href=”http://www.kqzyfj.com/click-7564109-11687170>Today it’s on Teefury.com for $11 as a shirt.</> You can get it on various other things at Redbubble and http://society6.com/meganlara/captain-jacks-original-hypervodka#1=45Society6.
<a href=”https://www.etsy.com/listing/195252033/pre-order-captain-jacks-original?ref=shop_home_active_8”>I’m also offering a pre-order of 11”x17” posters of the design for $20 in my Etsy store. </a>Check them out too!
This is a collab by <a href=”https://www.facebook.com/mLARAart”>Megan Lara</a> and Omega Man 5000! We based it off of a Captain Morgan logo/poster. It’s jam packed full of Doctor Who references, so I hope you all like it! You can get it many places.
I don’t see a lot of Captain Jack artwork out there, so I was glad to finally be able to do one. The idea was all Harry’s though. <3 Even if you can’t afford to buy it, any shares/likes/comments/etc. are appreciated. :D